Now you too can mystify your fans with The Incider’s exclusive Danny Wilson Team Selection Kit™.

Yes, you can pick your starting 11 by using the same patented method Danny boy relies on himself using a blindfold, a pin and a board with the numbers 1 to 35 printed on it.

Simply pull on the blindfold and randomly stick a pin in the board to select your choice for each position.

Of course, the number 16 has been removed so there is no chance you can pick Simon Clist by accident.

This superbly constructed quality item is ideal for men and boys alike, as it is entirely random and leaves no place for skill or experience.

But using our top quality kit, you too can enjoy the joys of:

• PICKING a centre back as centre-forward.
• SELECTING seven defenders for a home game.
• PERSISTING with a lightweight left midfielder regardless of performance.
• UNVEILING a central defender who has only scored twice in his life as your new goal-scoring midfielder

Our kit – complete with a mahogany board and blindfold in top quality black leather - is perfect for pub teams, Downs league teams, work sides and even semi-pros.

You can even use it during matches to pick entirely inappropriate substitutions.

And it makes the ideal gift if you have a rival team whose promotion chances you would like to scupper and comes in a wide range of colours.

The Danny Wilson Team Selection Kit™ comes at a high price – it could cost you automatic promotion.

But if you are hard up, The Incider has also launched a special cut-down chipboard version with spaces for just 25 players. It comes in blue and white only.

Of course, The Incider can’t guarantee results – but your selections won’t look any more out of place than some of Danny’s.

* A fan tests a successful early prototype of the kit at gunpoint.

Accessories include an exclusive Tony Pulis voodoo doll produced specially to match the pin.

We will also be releasing a special edition Paul Tait Selection Pin featuring a particularly nasty prick.

If your budget is tight and you can’t afford to buy the Danny Wilson Team Selection Kit™ for good, why not simply bring it in on loan for a while?

But make sure you don’t pick a dodgy imposter off the shelf by mistake – that is the job of the soon-to-be-released Danny Wilson Select-A-Loan Kit™ - though we would warn you that you can only make ten selections with this, not eleven, as one is already made for you by Steve Bruce.

You can order now by sending off a cheque for £49.99 made payable to Bristol City Transfer Kitty, Ashton Gate, Winterstoke Road, Bristol, BS3 2NS.

Don’t worry if you’d rather wait before splashing out the cash. You can cover up the delay by simply making vague promises to your fans that it will be arriving soon.

But before you make your decision, just see what others had to say about the Danny Wilson Team Selection Kit™:

“It stood me in good stead throughout my England career.” Graham Taylor

“I tested it – and it picked the same team that played on Saturday.” Danny Wilson.

“I stuck the pin in number 28 and correctly predicted my monthly tally of disciplinary points.” Tommy Doherty

“I stuck the pin in myself and was out for three months.” Lee Matthews.

“I wore the blindfold in a match and my performance improved dramatically.” Giuliano Grazioli.

“I use it to predict our home attendance.” Grey Graydon

“I used it and the pin narrowly missed the board from point blank range.” Paul Tait.