Issue Eight

Okay, folks. There’s no excuse for not entering the caption contest this month, y’know. We’ve made it soooo easy to come up with a decent quip! In case you are as baffled as we are, for some obscure reason the picture above shows postman Richard Milkins (on the left) alongside former City star Gerry Sweeney as Robbie the Robin and current players Peter Beadle and Mickey Bell wearing Santa hats. So who is saying what to who?

Send your hilarious gems and, y’know, words of wit and wisdom to editor@theincider.com. As always, we’ll print them and the best stands a chance of winning an Incider T-shirt…provided he or she also enters the Christian Roberts Y’Know Tribute Competition and comes up trumps in that, obviously!

Issue Seven

Our Christmas issue produced a postbag of funnies and a couple of turkeys. Brendon Mitchell, also known as Godzilla, came up with the best one:

Simon Clist: "Look mate, I've pulled!"
Lee Peacock: "You'll never believe this…so have I!"

Here are the best of the rest:

Simon Clist gets the girls…and Lee Peacock gets the big fat hairy blokes.

Geoff Moore (Red Boy)

(1) Lee Peacock laughs nervously as he discovers even Simon Clist is scoring more frequently than him this season.
(2) Lee Peacock celebrates as he finds Simon Clist following his disappearing act from Ashton Gate

Brendon Mitchell (Godzilla)

The beauty queen is saying through her teeth: "Get your hand off my ass."
Kathryn Williamson
Peacocks says to Clist: "Look, Santa's got a new pair of gloves for the Gas keeper."

Martin Bolger (Boggy)