Welcome to Gas World - the sleep-inducing new online video and audio subscription service for Gasheads. You'll be dragged kicking and screaming into the heart of Bristol Rovers, receiving daily news bulletins, interviews, features, live match commentaries, match lowlights and more.

SPECIAL OFFER! Sign up now until the end of the season for just £19.99 – seven months for the price of three of Graydon’s signings!

Gas World includes your complete match day partner (something any of you who actually attend games will find to be something of an alien concept) - The Match Barely-Live Console - including live audio commentary. It will change the way you see your Conference-bound football club forever.

It’s the only place to get behind the scenes at the Mammary Ground and find out the latest news and views from Bristol Rovers.

- Daily Excuses
- Every Spurious Claim
- Every False Dawn
- Reserves & Youths (i.e. eight of the first team getting beaten by other teams’ reserves)
- Directors & Manager Lying Through Their Back Teeth
- Audio And Video Footage For Insomniacs

FEATURES

In-depth interviews with Rovers directors, management, players and staff - all desperately floundering as they scrabble around for positives. Gas World takes you right into the barely beating heart of the club.

- Geoff Dunceford - Explaining His Latest Attempts To Ruin The Club.
- Ron Craig - Apparently Works For The Club In Some Capacity.
- Grey Graydon – Matchsticks May Be Required For Propping Open Eyelids.
- Rovers Players –Two Words Not Normally Associated With One Another.

LIVE(ISH)

Gas World brings you the true matchday experience for every Rovers league and cup game (if they were still in any cups) - both home and away. Dread Match Live!

- Live Commentary (30 second delay means the commentary is still five minutes ahead of Rovers’ players).
- Starting Line-Ups (See if you’ve heard of any of them).
- Real-time Statistics (Keep tabs on how many throw-ins Rovers win).
- Divisional Round-Ups (Depress yourselves still further with news from other games and remind yourself how the game is supposed to be played).
- Goal Flashes (As yet unused).

HIGHLIGHTS

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