Star striker Lee Peacock writes a message on a sought-after Incider T-shirt as our very own Edson watches on…er…captivated. But what pearl of wisdom was Lee penning on the fabric? Or what thoughts are going through Edson’s mind (humour us and just imagine he has some).
Send your offerings to email@example.com.
Entries should reach us no later than mid-day on December 1st. We’ll
print the best ones in Issue Seven – and you could be in with
a chance of winning an exclusive Incider T-shirt for the best overall
entry. The Editor’s decision is final, even though some of
his decisions make Tony Pulis look like a good judge.
The photo of Lee Matthews being helped off the pitch by Gill (one of a selection of similar photos from different matches which we have in our files) produced some of the best responses yet. Some were almost funny. In the wake of the Shaun Taylor and Mark Hammond saga, more than one of you picked up on the hilarious observation that Lee’s penchant for the injury table means Gill has the safest job at the club. However, for originality the winner from a high-quality bunch was one of three offerings from BTR_FTG:
There were plenty of other entries almost as funny as looking at the Division Three league table – and thanks to those of you who took the time to send them in. Here are the best of them:
Gill is saying: "Thanks Lee, at least now my job won’t be at risk"
Matthews: "You should be thankful I'm here Gill"
(1) Matthews: "I've a lumbar problem..."
(1) Gill: “Let's get you off this horrible cold muddy pitch
and away from all these
(3) Matthews: “I got out of bed this morning and the pain
shot right up my leg, ooh it
Matthews: “F**k me Gill look...flying pigs, I must be fit after all!!”
(1) Gill is saying "Is this where the key goes to wind him
Gill: "For Christ’s sake, not again! Ever thought about going private"?
Matthews: “Look what i did putting on my Incider t-shirt…but it was worth it'
The Big C
Matthews "Oi, boss will you watch what you are doing with
them fingers. You just jabbed me in the back".