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Wanted: 8 foot 6 inch footballer
reaching the end of his career and after one last big pay
cheque. No footballing ability required.
Call The Britannia Stadium, Stoke and ask for Tony.
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Wanted: Head Examiner. Required
urgently to work on Icelandic board of directors.
Call The Britannia Stadium, Stoke.
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Lost: Plot.
If found, please call The Britannia Stadium, Stoke.
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