Issue Five

“Ooh, me back!”

Lee Matthews limps off the pitch with another injury. But what words do you think Gill Holt and our injury-prone striker are exchanging? Send your offerings to editor@theincider.com. Entries should reach us no later than October 31st. We’ll print the best ones – and you could be in with a chance of winning an exclusive Incider T-shirt for the best overall entry. The Editor’s decision is final, although his decisions are sometimes as mystifying as a Danny Wilson substitution

Issue Four

The photo of Danny in unusually animated mood in the dugout, rather than leaning on it, got your creative juices flowing. It was nice to see a Cheltenham Town fan join in the fun. You never know - maybe he’ll realise the error of his ways and defect to a real team! Anyway, we reckon the pick of a high-quality bunch came from Andrew McGill (Bishopston Red):

Wilson is saying: "No Aaron, stay on the pitch. I'm not dropping you - ever."

There were plenty of other entries almost as funny as watching Grey Graydon floundering at the Gas. Here are the best of them:

(1) Danny’s singing: “Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh. Walk like an Egyptian.”

(2) Danny: “It's no good, Simon. You may have glued my chin to my chest to make me watch you but Aaron's straight in after his ban anyway!"

Ian Marriner (Madger)

“Unless someone owns up to putting superglue on my collar, I shall be forced to use my Hong Kong Phooey chop.”

Niall Duffy

(1) Wilson is saying "I’d worship Aaron Brown with both hands if I could get my left one out of my pocket"

(2) Wilson is saying "lower the shade, will ya. The sun is in my eyes"

Alan Robinson (Robbored)

Shock as Wilson plays with invisible yo-yo rather than watch abysmal away/stunning home* performance!

* Delete as necessary.

Joe Salter

"... and now, here's my impression of a bird I met once back at Barnsley!"

Alan Argent (Cheltenham Town FC)

Danny is saying: “I know there's only five minutes left, but will you lot at the front of the Dolman f*****g well SIT DOWN!'

Dave Lloyd (Dave L)

Danny Wilson is saying: "Oi, you in the Dolman. You’ve been told once…SIT DOWN!!!"

Jason Smart (East Dundry Red)

"Okay, Christian. Stop running like Forrest Gump and shoot for goal, which is that rectangle thing at the end of the pitch."

Danny: “If I stand here and do the 'Egyptian walk', do you think the boys in the dugout will notice?”

Paul Stuckey (JudgeRed)

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