Issue Three

A prison van leaves the Plymouth Argyle ground after our match there. But who is inside and what are they saying? And what words of wisdom are the passing fans offering?

We want your suggestions, so get the creative juices flowing and send the resulting mirth to editor@theincider.com. The funniest ones will be published in Issue Four – and the best could win the coveted Incider T-Shirt.

Issue Two

Our exclusive Issue Two caption photo showed Blackpool's renowned short-fused boss Steve McMahon deep in discussion with one of Avon and Somerset's finest. The opportunity to put words in their mouths proved just too mouth-watering for many of you to resist and many of you fired off cracking responses. The winner was from Ian Marriner (Madger) who suggested:

Police acting on a tip off from a Bristol City vs Swindon match two years ago react to a local robbery by apprehending Blackpool manager Steve McMahon. Police sources reveal 400 witnesses claiming: "He's bald, He's scouse, he's robbed your f***ing house, Steve McMahon, Steve McMahon."

Congratulations, and thanks to all of you who took part. Madger joined other top contributors from among the readers competing to win an Incider T-shirt signed by the City team. To find out the winner, click on the link in Contents.

In the meantime, here are the best of the rest…

Steve McMahon to police officer: "Sorry gorgeous I've changed my mind, I don't fancy men in black uniforms any more."

Justin Haines

McMahon: "Evening, officer. When the press said we had a terrible coach I think they meant me, so please let the team get on the coach and let us get home."

Anne Macey (Female Knowle Red)

(1) Steve McMahon is finally arrested for murder after killing any hopes City had of reaching the play-offs back in April.

(2) Blackpool boss Steve McMahon has the embarrassing task of reporting his whole team missing.

Adam Baker

Steve is saying: "So that's what you meant when you told me about another police cock up in the car park."

David Lloyd

McMahon: "Afternoon officer. I know having a face like mine is criminal, but aren't there murderers out there you should be chasing?"

Ian Marriner (Madger)

Police officer: "For the last time Mr McMahon, could you please go home. It's 24 hours since the game finished and Mr Fletcher and his linesmen want to go home now."

Chris Bowles (Top Corner)

McMahon: "Eh, eh. Afternoon officer. Which one of us is the coach of Blackpool....and which one of us is the Blackpool coach. Guess, guess!!!!"

R. Pontin (Robbie Robin)