Ladies and gentlemen, there are many ways to obtain exclusive clothing. Become a supermodel and live a life as a freeloader, swanking round in expensive clobber given to you for nothing. Get your granny to knit you that sweater with one arm longer than the other. Or become a Gashead. You can guarantee you’ll see no-one else wearing the same shirt when you walk down the street.

Alternatively, you can enter our competition and win an Incider T-shirt so exclusive that not even Claudia Schiffer or Julia Roberts have one. In fact not a single A-list celeb has one of our premium quality white cotton T-shirts sporting The Incider’s distinctive logo.

Indeed, those privileged enough to own one can be counted on the fingers of one hand. Yet that club has now admitted one new member. For we offered one lucky Issue Two reader who made the best contribution to Issue Three the opportunity to win an Incider T-shirt signed by the entire Bristol City team.

It was a genuinely tough call. There were some hilarious captions, great letters and fantastic contributions. But after much deliberating, the Editor decided to hand the aforementioned coveted item of clothing to Russ Macey (Knowle Red) for being the first to take up our challenge to send in a match report. It has to be said the T-shirt was dangerously close to heading up to Buckinghamshire, where Oily Sailor sent in something that could surely only have been produced with the aid of premium narcotic substances.

But fear not! For you will be able to join the swelling ranks of the Incider T-shirt Owners Club. We are offering ANOTHER of these fantastic items of apparel to the reader who sends in the best contribution for Issue Four. This T-shirt is not despoiled with the monikers of our City heroes, but Edson has offered to sign it if it is won by a nubile young blonde.

So don't be shy - send your letters to us at letters@theincider.com and your captions, articles, cartoons, jokes and other contributions to editor@theincider.com. We also want your match reports. Not just who scored in what minute, but your view of the game - the away day adventures before and after, what you think went right or wrong in the match, who played well and who had a stinker. We'll print the best one from each match. Take a look at the efforts by Russ and Oily Sailor if you want inspiration.

Issue Four hits the Internet on Monday 16 September, and the deadline for contributions is midnight on Saturday 14 September.

The Editor's decision is final, as always, and we'll include the winner's details in Issue Four. Get writing!