“Afternoon, officer…”
Our exclusive photo shows legendary hothead Steve McMahon standing
next to the Blackpool team coach and conversing with a cop in the
Robins pub car park after the 2-0 defeat at Ashton Gate. He was
not a happy man after the two sending offs. But what are they saying?
We want your suggestions about the conversation between the short-fused
Seasiders boss and one of Avon and Somerset’s finest.
Please send your captions to editor@theincider.com. Entries should
reach us no later than midnight on Saturday August 31st. The best
suggestions will be published in Issue Three, and the winner is
in with a chance of scooping an exclusive Incider T-shirt signed
by the City team. The Editor’s decision is final (just ask
Edson and Tomarse how futile arguing with him is!)
ISSUE 1 CAPTION CONTEST RESULTS
Our inaugural caption contest challenged City fans to predict the
pearl of wisdom Sam “The Sham” Hammam had scrawled on
the piece of paper he was holding up to fans.
We were snowed under with entries as literally several of you recklessly
risked the dangers associated with trying to put yourself inside
dodgy Sam’s head. The Incider accepts no responsibility for
any illness or insanity resulting from such a foolhardy act.
Mystifyingly, many of you chose to focus on Sam’s dodgy reputation
and our Welsh bretheren’s obsession with ovine friends. However,
the winner is Matt Greenslade, with his gem:
"Sam empties the home end at Ninian Park by parading
a fax from the Ministry of Agriculture stating that sheep in Wales
are no longer off limits due to foot and mouth disease."
Thanks to all of you who entered. Here are the best of the rest:
Sam is saying: "As you can see, we have had…er…many
messages of good luck for the coming season."
Paul (Working Late Again)
Sam "The Sham" Hamman is saying: "If I cover my
head with this paper maybe the fans won’t realise that I have
dyed my eyebrows!"
Russ Macey (Knowle Red)
“Anyone wanna buy a watch?”
“Step 1: Smear wool in KY Jelly.”
“Taxi for Mr Griffiths.”
“This isn't a piece of paper, it's a solar panel for a tosser.”
“Lost: One brain cell - answers to the name of Sam.”
Rob George (Orj)
The card reads: “Join the Soul Crew! Free champagne and coach
travel! All sins forgiven!”
Jon
The card says: '”Whoever cheers the most gets 14 in-bred
sheep for a year”.
Robisgolf
The card reads: "What is on this paper is what both the team
and I are firing!!"
Daniel Cardy
He is holding a scorecard marking his very own band of hooligans
for artistic merit and technique as they shower another poor, unsuspecting
visiting team with coins, bottles, bits of seat and anything else
close to hand.
Matt Krat
Sam is saying "See? No-one throws coins or bottles of piss
here at Cardiff!!"
Robbored
"I’ve just flogged this club for a tenner!" or
"I’ve lent ‘em millions - now they’re going
bust!"
Jason Smart (East Dundry Red)
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