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Player Profile:
Aaron Brown

 

Bristol City's very own Will O' The Wisp, Aaron Brown is probably best known for his 'potential'. Electric pace, great skill and the ability to score goals from midfield are all assets that Aaron potentially has in his locker. Similarly, Elvis Presley potentially runs a burger van on Weston seafront under the name 'Big Joe's Snack Shack'.

Before joining City, Aaron was understudy to Paul Daniels' beautiful assistant, the lovely Debbie McGee. Sadly for Aaron he was relieved of this position after standing in for Debbie during Paul's stage show. He disappeared just before the interval and failed to re-emerge for the second-half. This quality has not left him in his time at Bristol City.

As many of you will know, Aaron also has a younger brother at the club. Marvin also has 'potential' which is a great relief to all of us, I'm sure. There is, then, an obvious comparison to be drawn between the Brown brothers and those other famous sporting siblings - the Williams sisters.

The parallels are astounding. Both were born on the wrong side of the tracks and given little hope of ever amounting to anything. But supportive, not to say pushy parents, combined with a steely resolve to excel have seen them reach the sporting pinnacles they currently enjoy. They have overcome a lack of facilities and opportunities to achieve their dream of playing sport at a high level and it is to their eternal credit that they have achieved their aims despite their circumstances and not because of them.

But that's enough about Venus and Serena. Let's just hope that Aaron and Marvin also one day achieve their purported potential and give us something to cheer at Ashton Gate.

Aaron's nickname in the dressing room is allegedly 'Lightning'. This was initially believed to be in recognition of his pace, but it has since transpired that he is so-called because he never strikes twice.

Likely Evening Post headline: Lack Of Brown Source Leaves City Playing Catch-Up.

Unlikely Evening Post Headline: Brown Curls In From Wing La La La La La.

Or: White Ball Goes In Off Brown.

Or: A. Brown Scorcher Gets On The Sheet. [That's enough. Ed.]


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