The Incider Classified Ads

For Sale: Hannibal Lecter mask. Reason for sale: Look scarier without it. Call: 0117 9666 666 and ask for Christian.

For Sale: One right football boot. As new. Reason for sale: Never used. Call: Ashton Gate and ask for “Tins”.

Wanted: Bottle. Needed: Around March. Call: Ashton Gate and ask for anyone in the first team.

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