This Issue's Caption Competition photo is one taken in the aftermath of Tins' wedding. With the wine flowing, the dancing getting raunchy and the plates about to be smashed in the best Greek traditions, Scott Murray did what every hardened footballer does in that situation…. He fell asleep!

So, get your thinking caps on and write to us at editor@theincider.com with your wittiest captions to go with this photograph of Scottish lightweight drinker Scott and we'll publish the best in Issue 18.

Issue 16 Caption Results

Many thanks to those of you who entered our Caption Competition in Issue 16. And even more congratulations if you can remember what the photo was (a reminder is shown below to jog your memory).

 

Frankly, they were all quite insulting, so you can all sod off if you think we're going to send you anything for being rude about us. Anyway, the best entries are listed below and ‘thanks' to those of you who wrote in:-

Scotty: "Yess, my precious little hobbits, I'm back!" *Cough Gollum*
Redtop (from off screen): "I'm coming to save you lads!"
Edson to Tomarse: "Oh great, don't you feel so safe now."

S. Palmer.

“Och no way is the circus dying, not with ugly clowns like these two.”

budbcfc.

Scott is saying: “Gottle a geer, gottle a geer.”

or

Mrs RedTop is saying: “My, doesn't he scrub up well?”

or

Edson's facial reconstruction surgery in the aftermath of the infamous 'Rollercoaster/Wind redirection incident' fails to be completed in time for the Tinnion testimonial evening.

R. George.