Issue 13

Lee Peacock sits laughing in a golfing cart while wearing ridiculous clobber that makes Andy Capp look well-dressed. The hilarious photo was taken by City's snapper Joe Meredith at the club's annual golf day for the official website. But we want you to come up with a suitable caption that will have us rolling on the floor with laughter almost as much as watching Paul Tait take a shot at goal.

Send your entries to editor@theincider.com. We'll print the best ones in Issue 14, and you could win an Incider mug.

Issue 12

We asked you to tell us what was on the piece of paper Lee Matthews was holding as he walked into Ashton Gate in the picture above – or what he was thinking. There were plenty of quips about Lee's proneness to injury, but the winner was Rich Langley (Neo) , who came up with the hilarious caption above, along with four other funnies.

The pick of the others were:

* Lee: "It says on this invitation to enter via the players' entrance. Now, which door would that be?"

* "Dear Mr Wilson. Lee has been feeling a bit off colour this last three years. Please excuse him from games. Signed Mrs Matthews (his mum)"

Stuart (Thatcham Red)

“I wonder who will accept this sick note.”

Bud BCFC

* Lee: “The map says the player's entrance is this way. Don't look right to me…”

* Card states: ”Dear Lee, You are cordially invited to join the Bristol City playing squad this season. Please fill in the card below and hand in to the front desk at any time and be part of something big.”

* Lee: “I wonder if I can get Lee Miller's autograph?

“Danny ain't gonna like this. Doctor's signed me off until the 2004/05 season.”

Rich Langley (Neo)