"Jesus, Lee Matthews. You've
put on weight over the summer."
City chairman Steve Lansdown (on the left,
obviously) chats to City Forum XI players Pete Smith and Jason Smart.
But what are they saying? Send your hilarious offerings to firstname.lastname@example.org.
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Highly commended entries (who win nothing,
incidentally, other than an entitlement to feel smug) include:
* The S.A.S look for vital clues as for
the whereabouts of Saddam, after a tip off from GWR.
Peter O'Farrell (O_Faz15)
* The Mansfield fans in the away end are
saying: "We heard that City had a combative midfield general.
He takes his job seriously, doesn't he?"
Wes Monelle (Fatman)