"Jesus, Lee Matthews. You've
put on weight over the summer."
City chairman Steve Lansdown (on the left,
obviously) chats to City Forum XI players Pete Smith and Jason Smart.
But what are they saying? Send your hilarious offerings to editor@theincider.com.
Entries should reach us no later than Friday 5 September. We’ll
print the best ones – and you could be in with a chance of
winning our fantastic exclusive LDV Vans Trophy final photograph
signed by
all the players for the best overall reader entry in Issue 12. The
Editor’s decision is final, even if it makes Danny’s
decision to play seven in midfield appear rational.
Nicolas Llewelyn of London came
up with the best caption for the Issue Ten competition. We've printed
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Highly commended entries (who win nothing,
incidentally, other than an entitlement to feel smug) include:
* The S.A.S look for vital clues as for
the whereabouts of Saddam, after a tip off from GWR.
Peter O'Farrell (O_Faz15)
* The Mansfield fans in the away end are
saying: "We heard that City had a combative midfield general.
He takes his job seriously, doesn't he?"
Wes Monelle (Fatman)
