LIAM'S SHIRT - YOU DECIDE!

THE INCIDER is guilty of sponsoring Liam Rosenior for the 2002/3 season – and as a result, the online fanzine is now the embarrassed owner of his home shirt from last year.

Given the way the big-headed teenager has conducted himself, his shirt’s presence is about as welcome in our office as he is at a City training session. Which is not bloody much at all. So we want your help to decide what to do with the discredited star’s former shirt.

As you can see from the photo, Tomarse is poised with his can of petrol and lighter (though judging by the ‘100% polyester’ label, the fuel would hardly be necessary). But we are sure you can come up with a more inventive and suitable way to dispose of the offending article.

Liam on fire? Not likely.

We want as many suggestions as possible and the most imaginative, funny and suitable idea will be carried out. For example, covering the shirt in honey while Tom is wearing it and then standing him near a wasp nest before hitting the nest with a baseball bat and beating a hasty retreat might be one to consider. Not that we’d want to put ideas in your heads or anything.

If practical, the competition winner gets to join us to carry out whatever dastardly deed they have dreamed up - and we will photograph the stunt as proof that the unwanted clothing item has met its maker (and we don't mean TFG!). The results will be published Issue 12. The winner will also get to keep the remains of Liam’s infamous Number 26 shirt (if there are any), so bear that in mind when you’re coming up with your ideas!

Send your wild, way-out suggestions to us at editor@theincider.com by August 30th so that we can pick a winner and arrange the shirt’s big day. We know you’re an imaginative bunch, so get your thinking caps on and keep the ideas coming.

We’ll print the best, funniest and most outrageous suggestions in Issue 12 – along with pictures of the shirt’s sad demise.