LIAM'S SHIRT - YOU
THE INCIDER is guilty of sponsoring Liam
Rosenior for the 2002/3 season – and as a result, the online
fanzine is now the embarrassed owner of his home shirt from last year.
Given the way the big-headed teenager has conducted himself, his
shirt’s presence is about as welcome in our office as he is
at a City training session. Which is not bloody much at all. So we
want your help to decide what to do with the discredited star’s
As you can see from the photo, Tomarse is poised with his can of
petrol and lighter (though judging by the ‘100% polyester’
label, the fuel would hardly be necessary). But we are sure you can
come up with a more inventive and suitable way to dispose of the offending
Liam on fire? Not likely.
We want as many suggestions as possible
and the most imaginative, funny and suitable idea will be carried
out. For example, covering the shirt in honey while Tom is wearing
it and then standing him near a wasp nest before hitting the nest
with a baseball bat and beating a hasty retreat might be one to consider.
Not that we’d want to put ideas in your heads or anything.
If practical, the competition winner gets
to join us to carry out whatever dastardly deed they have dreamed
up - and we will photograph the stunt as proof that the unwanted clothing
item has met its maker (and we don't mean TFG!). The results will
be published Issue 12. The winner will also get to keep the remains
of Liam’s infamous Number 26 shirt (if there are any), so bear
that in mind when you’re coming up with your ideas!
Send your wild, way-out suggestions to us at email@example.com
by August 30th so that we can pick a winner and arrange the shirt’s
big day. We know you’re an imaginative bunch, so get your thinking
caps on and keep the ideas coming.
We’ll print the best, funniest and most outrageous suggestions
in Issue 12 – along with pictures of the shirt’s sad demise.