What a way to start the new season! We are offering YOU the chance to win this unique piece of Bristol City memorabilia – a superb glossy photograph of our triumphant players celebrating victory on the pitch at the Millennium Stadium, signed by the entire team. The shot captures the memorable moment the squad mob Danny and pile on top of him on the hallowed turf. And not only that – at least two of the signatures are almost decipherable.

All you have to do to stand a chance of winning win this fantastic, exclusive collector’s item is send in a letter, cartoon, gag, funny feature or serious article for the next issue – Issue 12. The reader who sends in the best contribution will win the historic photo, which has been signed around the edges to preserve the central image of joy so that you can invite Gasheads around to gaze at it in envy.

So don’t just sit there staring at the television set, switch it off and go and do something less boring instead – like get thinking and writing! There’s only one photo up for grabs, and the Editor’s decision is final. Send your entries to editor@theincider.com. Letters can go to letters@theincider.com, but then you’d already worked that out, hadn’t you?

But don’t despair if you do not win the photo. From next month we’ll be offering you the opportunity to win a prize just as coveted around the world – the new, exclusive Incider mug.

This fine piece of crockery features The Incider’s distinctive masthead and website address. But we decided not to opt for the heat sensitive design which showed Tomarse undressing each time a hot beverage was poured in. Of course, if you want to ensure you are reminded of the Incider crew every time you slip hot liquid down your throat - and let's face it, who can blame you? - then head straight for the Incider Shop and buy one today for a bargain £5.50.

*The Editor’s decision is final and his home address and phone number are available at a price. Your statutory rights aren’t affected. Probably.