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FOR SALE

One pair of Adidas football boots. Reason for sale: Previous owner grew too big for them. Contact Ashton Court Job Centre and ask for Liam.

 

GOOD HOME WANTED

Homeless person used to resting on benches is looking for a nice comfy home. Has aspirations to sit on a bench in Fulham but will probably be willing to consider any offers around the Torquay or Exeter area by October. Contact Ashton Court Job Centre and ask for Liam.

 

FOR SALE

Season 2002/03 Bristol City home shirt in virtually unworn condition. All reasonable offers considered as it is badly stretched around the neck, due to the previous owner's large head. Would suit a Mekon or similar.